Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Ooooh! It hurts!

Can't blog today. Cut my paw on some glass. Ooooohh! Thsssthhhh... Giants lost.

2 comments:

Henry said...

You're out injured? Who are you, Ben Sheets? Speaking of Ben Sheets, he plays for my favorite team, that being the Milwaukee Brewers. They're going all the way this year. Hold on, got an urge here, just caught a whiff of something, yeah, I thought so, had to pee on something quick...
Anyway, I was talking about Ryan Braun and he's been really hitting the ball and so has Fielder...hold on, gotta check something out here, ohhh yeah, better pee on that too....
So yeah, Corey Hart as I was telling you, great base stealer, not the sunglasses at night guy, the Milwaukee Brewer, my favorite team...there it goes again, gotta take a look at something that just came up,,, not sure if it's a big deal, but I'll pee on it anyway better safe than sorry...like I was saying, that C.C. Sabathia is one big guy. He can even hit the ball sometimes, got a homer a few weeks ago...oh boy, I smell something and it's serious,,,this will need some serious analysis so i better log off. I look forward to telling you more about the best team in the whole world.

-Henry

Jax said...

Thanks for the comment, Henry. From one dog to another.

I just heard a rumor that Vallejo-native C.C. Sabathia is building a house in Orange County for his family. Then I heard he wants to be a Giant. Holy moley. If the deal in Milwuakee is just a rental this season, he could play for the Giants.

The problem is there's so much tied up in the Barry Zito $126 million contract that it can't happen.

That might not be such a bad thing considering Giants pitching is its strong point right now anyway, and Sabathia seems to run kind of hot and cold. This season he has seemed durable, pitching complete games (Is that still allowed in MLB, or do we need further review?) and blowing the ball by batters.

When he was an Indian, he was overweight, injured, and basically a big baby.

Mmmm. Baby.

Jax
P.S. I weigh 122 now. All muscle.