Bush deserves a third term ... in prison

The World Series is over, the Phillies won, and we will have new winners and losers on Nov. 4.
It's Election Day, and nobody cares about my politics, so I won't bother. Here's are my votes for the next four years.

1. More baseball, less commissioner.
Can we vote MLB Commissioner Bud Selig out of office? Why not? I think people ought to write in their choices on the next All Star ballot. Ditch this home run replay stuff, ditch QuesTec, ditch the All Star game result having anything to do with the World Series. How many commissioners of major sports are not trained in labor law, but were once used car salesman. I only know of one, Bud.

2. Stop vibrating and shocking my neck.
So I went potty a few times on neighbor John's yard. So what? I didn't know it was bad. Now Mom and Dad set up this line across our yards, and every time I try to cross it I get shocked or vibrated by my collar. What the hey? Do I look like a wild animal here? I'm just trying to take a crap. I was so tired from running around with the dogs this weekend I went to the fence, got shocked, then just moped home like a Panda. WTF.

3. Chasing cats should be legal. It's really fun, and I never catch them anyway, so who gives a damn. Just let me terrify cats.

More on the Giants next post. The photo's from MLB.com.

Jax