Feast

Oh man. I had such a good breakfast of cat food this morning. It was so tasty. I'm not supposed to eat that stuff, and I get scolded when I do, but it was sooooo worth it. It's so moist and delicious, and a big bowl of it was just sitting in Brooke's closet like a forgotten candy bar. After a meal like that, I like to have a big bowl of water (see photo) and light up a nice cigar.

Speaking of getting lit up, that's pretty much what happened to Giants closer Brian Wilson last night in the top of the ninth inning. The Mets took a 4-4 tie and cranked out 3 more runs to win the game 7-4. It wasn't all Wilson's fault, but what a deflating defeat. Wilson photo by Lisa Blumenfeld/Getty Images.

The Giants have the weekend games to redeem themselves, and on Saturday Randy Johnson is facing Johan Santana. Sunday's game is on ESPN at 5 p.m. PST. Lick it up.

Jax

My shearing, Panda's walkoff

Baaaaa.

Since we're easing in to summer and I was looking like a black sheep, I got sheared on Monday. I feel so much cooler now, like a new dog. Hello, summer, and Thank You Brooke.

Panda (Pablo Sandoval) hit a three-run jack over the left field wall at AT&T last night to beat the Nationals 9-7. It was a helluva hit, and it puts the Giants in a position to sweep Washington. Photo by Stiv.com.

Hey, I know it's just the Nationals, but there's no degree of difficulty points we're going for here. The Giants are just trying to win some games. By the way, Pablo bats switch and he was hitting right handed when he launched that one in to the seats. Long live Panda!

Jax

Manny, Brian Wilson, death march hikes ...

OK, so I didn't exactly break the news that Man-Ram tested positive for HCG, the female fertility drug used to mask steroids. But like Damon Bruce of SportsPhone680 said, it's not a sad day for baseball. It's an ordinary day for baseball.

This stuff is common.

Now, that out of the way, too bad the suspension won't last more than 50 games. Maybe Manny will get fat and complacent in the downtime, that would be great. Then maybe the Giants can get a handle on the NL West. Right now the Giants are 4 1/2 games back to the Dodgers, even though we took 2 out of 3 from them in Chavez Ravine this weekend. I listened to Sunday's game on the radio in the shade, next to Stephen, who totally stole my hammock. He had a beer and I had some ice cubes in my water dish. We were exhausted from work, so it was great to just chill and listen to the game go into 13 innings. And, by the way, I'm hot here in this fur coat I can't take off. Can somebody shave me already?

The only other news (read: gossip) that came out the game was that Giants Closer Brian Wilson apparently got a photo sent to his cell phone from the Dodgers' Casey Blake. The photo showed Blake mocking Wilson with his arms crossed and fingers pointed, the way Wilson does after every save to honor his dead father and his Christianity. So Blake, really classy buddy. F-ing Dodgers.

Between that and Dodger fans heckling Aaron Rowand in center field, the rivalry is alive and well. Our pitchers cannot stop Juan Pierre, but at least we won the series.
The Giants have won or split their last 8 series, and Manager Bruce Bochy said that would be the goal going in to each series, so I think the Giants are doing OK. The next month is going to be key though. They face the Nationals, who are actually hot right now, then the Mets, then at San Diego.

Let's go Giants.

Jax

Ordinary people

I'm sidelined again, with this stupid Jungle Paw.

I was running around in the rain a lot last week and it just got red and chapped between the pads of my paws. It seems to be getting better though, Stephen and Brooke have been drying them off all the time and putting this dang spray and lotion on it. I think they're drying out, and the weather is drying out, so I should be good. I really like to lick my paws a lot, since it's all I can do, but maybe that's actually making them more raw. Hmmm. I'll have to think about that. Maybe I'm doing the wrong thing here. Hmmm. Naah. Hold on, let me lick my raw paws some more ...

I just really need my paws for everything: Walking, running, typing, pulling the slot machine, dealing hands of poker to my friend Healey, mixing drinks, turning on the hot tub ...

Anyway, in my downtime I've been reading Giants players' blogs. Catcher Bengie Molina has one, you already know, called Behind the Mask.

Now outfielder Fred Lewis has one too on the Comcast site, called FdotLew.

Lewis' posts, like Bengie's, make him out to be a regular guy, which I appreciate. Fred talks about getting a 1970 Oldsmobile Cutlass recently that he wants to restore. He talks about visiting a children's hospital in L.A. on a off day (Rookie charity stuff is common, but still).

Bengie, who is in a contract year, talks about writing "All Out Everyday" under the bill of his ballcap, and he looks at it before every game. Bengie photo by BaseballMusings.com. Everybody (SF Chronicle's Bruce Jenkins, SJ Mercury News' Tim Kawakami) is saying Bengie's contract should be renewed, and I have to agree. He gets clutch hits all the time.

Bengie's not the lightest guy out there (about a deuce, deuce and a half), and when he rounded second base for a triple the other day announcer Mike Krukow said he looked like a "runaway beer truck."

That's about right. But we love beer.

Lawd, what a race!

Hey everybody, Jax here. Yeah, so my Derby predictions weren't quite on the mark ... Even though I lost my shirt at the sports book, I was truly happy to see Calvin Borel win at 50-1. I'll jump on that bandwagon.

The guy was just oozing with joy as he took a victory lap. The way he talked right after the race just shook me up. And three Top 3 finishes at the Derby in three years is impressive.

Also, you gotta love the hasty interview with Mine that Bird's trainer, Bennie Woolley Jr., after the race. The NBC guy kept saying how Woolley drove there 2,700 miles from New Mexico and nobody knew who he was, pretty much making him look like a fool. Woolley just stood there straight faced under a black cowboy hat, holding crutches under his arms. He leaned into the mic and said, "Well, I guess they'll know me now."

Awesome stuff.

Want to see what pure joy looks like? Borel gets interviewed at about the 3:30 mark.


He has also drawn some comparisons to Waterboy, but I dunno about that ...


Also, Pacquiao did win by TKO, so close but no cigar. There are rumors he might run for president of the Philippines ...

Last minute picks

I know it's last minute, and by the time many of you read this it will be Monday morning, but here we go.

Pacquiao/Hatton bout: I like Manny Pacquiao over Ricky Hatton, by decision. Hatton's weight has been swinging around too much and Manny is more determined. The fight is in Vegas on Pay Per View, for those of you living under a rock.

Kentucky Derby:Jax's Superfecta--Pioneer of the Nile, Dunkirk, I Want Revenge and Desert Party. Those four hourses are in a class by themselves. I'd like to say that is a "stone cold lock" (thanks, Tony Bruno) but Friesan Fire likes the mud, so we'll see what happens. A certain Daily Racing Form writer seems to think those four are the best, so if you're betting today ...

Barry Zito's tweets about Brian Wilson's tweets

Barry Zito tweeted on Tuesday:

BarryZito: Hey guys great win for the team.. WIlson deleted his account as that was the way for him to prove all the media wrong in their assumptions12:22 AM Apr 28th from web

I guess that means no more tweets from Giants Closer Brian Wilson on twitter. As you may know, Wilson used twitter earlier this week to talk about drinking all night, then he went out and blew a save. Then he canceled his account on Tuesday. Wilson photo by AP. Oh, well. At least we can still enjoy the soothing tweets of Zeets:

BarryZito: In a Nob Hill cafe...Jamiroquai just got trumped by John William's sweet sounds of his nylon string guitar..10:53 AM Apr 28th from mobile web

or

BarryZitoBrian will be missed. I'll pass on the love from you guys... Off to enjoy the day in the city. Jamiroquai will be my soundtrack today. 10:15 AM Apr 28th from web

I also enjoy Shaquille O'Neal's tweets, who describes himself as "Very quotatious, I practice random acts of Shaqness":

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Just had a bowl of heart to heart kashi cereal, not bad, on my way bak to shaq 24 hour fitness, 8 pack here I come 7:43 PM Apr 27th from TwitterBerry

USC football coach Pete Carroll has had some really insightful ones too. I can't find it, but it was like "Just watched some film, now I'm off to lunch. Hope it's good!"

Really insightful stuff. Thanks guys. Am I the only one who's kind of glad there's a media filter? Sometimes the media saves celebrities from themselves ...

Jax

Beat L.A.!

What a satisfying 5-4 win against the Dodgers last night at AT&T Park. I was watching the game in the living room with my jaw on the floor, as usual. Stephen got home from work late and he told me he heard Barry Bonds on the radio being interviewed by Jon Miller during the sixth and seventh innings. Stephen said he tried to record the audio while he was driving but his recorder was out of batteries. Typical.

Anyway Barry was in a great mood, and even he said that people have told him how different and nice he has been since he stopped playing. Because when he was playing he was such a jerk to reporters, fans, teammates, coaches, basically everyone except his employee/friend Greg Anderson, who is still in jail because he won't testify against Bonds. It's been years.

Bonds has stopped playing, but he hasn't "retired" because he's still not letting go of the idea of playing again. Bonds, who is 44 for goodness sake, hopefully will start his 10-year personal services contract with the Giants soon. I take it that means hitting instruction, and not, um, nutrition. He will be really valuable to young hitters if he can do it the right way.

Last night on the radio he said Bobby Bonilla once told him "you can't get hits unless you swing." Hopefully the advice will be a little better than that. Part of the reason Bonds was such a phenomenal hitter was his eyesight, and you can't teach that.

While Bonds is the home run king, he is not a .300 lifetime hitter. He said part of that was because teams put the shift on him, moving 7 fielders toward right field (e.g. the pitcher and catcher don't move, but the third baseman is at shortstop, the shortshop is at second base etc.). They did the same thing to Ted Williams.

Bonds also said since he stopped playing he has watched every Giants game on TV. He sat next to Giants Managing General Partner Bill Neukom and part owner Larry Baer on Monday night, and he wore a blue shirt and blazer. Photo by AP.

Chatting with Jon Miller, Bonds said again that one of his most memorable at-bats was against the Dodgers' Eric Gagne, which was the best pitcher in baseball at the time meeting the best hitter in baseball, if Bonds did say so himself.

He also said the Giants, who are 9-9 and third in the NL West right now, will warm up as the weather warms up. Everyone says Barry Zito is pitching better, pitching angry, and the team has the tools to contend in August. Bonds said the team just has to be in contention in August, then shift in to overdrive through August and in to the playoffs.

Want another pitcher/batter matchup for the ages? Check out Wednesday night's Giants-Dodgers game with Tim Lincecum facing Manny Ramirez. 7:15 p.m. PDT on CSN. I call shotgun on the TV, folks, and I want to finish off that knuckle bone while I'm at it. Can't we record 90210 or something? I mean this is baseball history unfolding.

Bonds, by the way, told Jon Miller it was too bad the Giants didn't sign Manny in the off season ...

Jax

It's been awhile

I have been so busy sniffing out barbecue lately--it's practically every night around the house here. Those steaks looked soooo good. I totally missed out. I got Dogfood, again.

Anyway the Giants have been doing a little bitter, taking a two game "set" (not a series if it's two games) from the Padres. I have a little bet going that the Giants will beat the Padres a lot this season, so I'm looking OK with that.

Big Money Bengie Molina hit the game winning hit yesterday in the bottom of the 10th. I think Bengie got that hit because Manager Bruce Bochy said he would finally have a day off from catcher, and Bengie really, really wanted to go home for the off day today. Ice those knees, man.

Bengie said on his blog he was pretty happy to hear backup catcher Steve Holm was being called up from Triple-A. I'm pretty happy too. How the hell can the Giants have third baseman Pablo Sandoval get in a squat? Are we trying to kill all our players?

Peace out,

Jax

Chasing Tail

I hope I can make this my new background. Wouldn't that be great.

Sorry for the lack of posts. I've been busy chasing house guests.

-Jax

Only 161 games to go

Hey everyone, Jax here, shaking off the rain. I hope I don't get Jungle Paw again from all the moisture in there ...

Anyway, opening day was full of surprises. After all that talk about how the Giants have no offense and would rely heavily on pitching this season, they bang out 10 runs and Lincecum only lasts three innings in his first start. You never know.

Travis Ishikawa and Aaron Rowand had 2 hits and 3 RBI a piece, and Rowand had been cold as ice at the plate all spring. (He hit for .189 this spring, not .170 as previously posted--sorry Mrs. Rowand.) But who cares? Now is what counts.

And the best thing about the Giants this year? Can you imagine being the Brewers, or any team that comes to SF for a series, and having to face Lincecum, followed by Randy Johnson the next day, followed by Matt Cain the next day? The visiting team loses the first two of those games and their spirit is just crushed for the next one.

But maybe that's wishful thinking. The Giants had a bad record at home last season (Paw is sore, can't find stat.)

The Giants actually had a lot of offense this spring, and if yesterday was any indication, let's keep that rally alive!
Here's a shot of Travis Ishikawa (left) who was a San Jose Giant not long ago. This was taken in 2005, and he is with Brian Munhall and Nate Schierholtz (right). Photo by Dave Nelson/Flickr.

Jax

Opening Day, folks!

Baseball fans, Happy New Year!

It's opening day and the Giants are facing the Milwaukee Brewers at AT&T Park. There was some rain earlier, but right now it's in the Top of the 4th and the Giants are up 4-3.

I'd love to be at the ballpark, but alas, here I am in the garage listening to the game on the radio. I listened to some of the spring training games in the last few weeks, it really calms me down while Brooke is Furminating me with the Furminator brush. It's kind of like a spa day (yawn). Photo credit: Flickr.

Anyway, let's go Giants! Our good friend Andy Baggarly wrote a good preview of the Giants in Sunday's Mercury News, if you haven't read enough of that already. Bengie Molina is in a contract renewal year, and Randy Winn can be a free agent at the end of the season, so expect production from them. If only we could get Aaron Rowand to get his .170 average up.

This season's all about starting pitching and reaping the Giants' farm system, which is ripe with players (need I mention Lincecum, Sandoval, Buster Posey). If the Giants can get through April without a backup catcher (Sandoval is playing third base and catching when Molina can't) and the relief pitching is decent, and they can sweep the dooomed Padres, I think the Giants can set themselves up for a good season.

Opening Day lineup/batting order:
RF Randy Winn
SS Edgar Renteria
LF Fred Lewis
C Bengie Molina
3B Pablo Sandoval
1B Travis Ishikawa
CF Aaron Rowand
2B Emmanuel Burriss
P Tim Lincecum

Also, here's a kind of funny economic argument for the Giants winning the NL West with an 85-77 saeason. Bernie Madoff took the Mets owner for half a billion dollars, and other financial calamities that means less money's flowing in to trades and player acquisitions for other teams. Maybe Manny will have a lackluster year in LA, who knows?

Go Giants!

My friend Healey

I am officially done with my bracket pool, I got fifth out of six players. What a crock. I was in second place after the first Elite 8 games, then Missouri lost, Syracuse lost, Pitt lost and Louisville lost--I had them going all the way.




I just hope some team knocks off Chapel Hill, because I hate those guys.

It's actually a good thing I'm out of the tournament, because I need a day to recover. I am exhausted.

I went swimming on Sunday, then a big hike/death march with Brooke on Monday, then Healey the neighbor dog came over Monday afternoon and we played until it got dark. I am buggered. He likes to take my ball and run with it, and damned if I'm going to let him get away with that.

Bodyslam!

Healey is that Vizla I was talking about, he lives on a farm down the road and he comes over all the time. I think he likes playing with me better than his horse brothers. He also likes to "borrow" my toys and not give them back. I'm pretty sure he's got a pile of them at his house but I never go over there. I'm too busy chasing deer--that's my full time job, barking at them.

Good night (It's 11 a.m.)

Jax

Giants in a nutshell

Good stuff from the Sporting News about the Giants. It's a quick rundown on what to expect from the Giants. Randy Johnson photo by Associated Press.

San Francisco Giants preview
Sporting News
Posted: March 26, 2009

Another candidate to surprise this season, San Francisco is a team built on pitching and defense. And the Giants will need every strikeout Tim Lincecum provides and every daring catch Aaron Rowand makes in center field because little was done to improve one of the majors' worst offenses from last season.

THREE QUESTIONS

1. Is this the N.L.'s best rotation?
On paper, the Giants' starting five compares favorably to those of the Mets and Cubs, among others, and it should keep them in most games. Ace Tim Lincecum is the reigning N.L. Cy Young Award winner; Matt Cain has a 3.71 ERA over the past two seasons and has become a workhorse (417 2/3 innings over that span); a revitalized Randy Johnson made 30 starts with a sub-4.00 ERA last season; Barry Zito finished strong (3.15 ERA in five September starts); and Jonathan Sanchez showed flashes of greatness in the first half (8-5, 3.97 ERA) before collapsing in the second half (1-7, 7.47 ERA). At some point, San Francisco also hopes to have Noah Lowry healthy. This rotation could be great, if Johnson stays healthy, Zito finds some consistency and Sanchez puts together a full season. Even two out of those three would be huge.

2. Will San Francisco have enough offense?
The Giants were the only team that failed to hit 100 homers last season, finishing with 94 (17 fewer than the next-lowest team). Catcher Bengie Molina led San Francisco with 16 homers, and outfielder Aaron Rowand was the only other Giant with more than 10. As for runs scored, only the Padres (637) scored fewer runs than the Giants (640). To put things into perspective, the Rangers had scored 640 runs by Aug. 4 (with 49 games remaining). Though San Francisco flirted with the idea of signing outfielder Manny Ramirez, its only real offensive addition this offseason was shortstop Edgar Renteria. Renteria has topped 15 homers once (the 2000 season), and his RBI totals have declined each of the past two seasons. The Giants are counting on some surprise pop from their new corner infielders, but they should struggle to score again in 2009.

3. Other than Renteria, who's in the infield?
Not a lot of household names. First baseman Travis Ishikawa, who has displayed a bit of power this spring, has 20-homer potential -- but also has just 45 games of major league experience. He has a good glove but must prove he can hit lefties. At the hot corner, Pablo Sandoval also has some pop but, like Ishikawa, is inexperienced (41 games in the majors). The second base battle has been a good one this spring, with Kevin Frandsen and Emmanuel Burriss each hitting for a high average and sporting a solid on-base percentage. Though both are solid defensively, neither is much of an offensive force on a team desperate for run production.

PROJECTED LINEUP
1. RF Randy Winn. Led Giants' regulars with .306 BA, 25 SBs.
2. SS Edgar Renteria. Hit .309 past five N.L. seasons; .274 past two A.L. seasons.
3. LF Fred Lewis. Has speed, but it's tough to find another No. 3 hitter with 9 HRs in '08.
4. C Bengie Molina. Struck out only 38 times in 530 at-bats last season.
5. 3B Pablo Sandoval. Hit 20 HRs between Class A and Class AA last season.
6. CF Aaron Rowand. Had 27 HRs, 105 runs with Phillies in '07; 13 HRs, 57 runs with Giants in '08.
7. 1B Travis Ishikawa. First walk this spring came in 20th game.
8. 2B Emmanuel Burriss. Flirting with .400 BA this spring, but only 8 extra-base hits in 240 at-bats in '08.

PROJECTED ROTATION
1. RHP Tim Lincecum. Led the majors with 265 strikeouts.
2. LHP Randy Johnson. Five wins shy of 300 for career.
3. RHP Matt Cain. Career-high 1.36 WHIP last season, thanks to 91 walks.
4. LHP Jonathan Sanchez. ERA rose by more than a half-run in final two starts in '08.
5. LHP Barry Zito. Has 4.83 ERA two seasons into $126 million contract.

PROJECTED CLOSER
RHP Brian Wilson. Among closers with at least 30 saves last season, only George Sherrill had a higher ERA (4.73) than Wilson (4.62).

GRADES

Offense: D. If this team had added a bat or two, things would be different. But instead of addressing that glaring weakness in the offseason, the Giants bolstered their pitching staff. The anemic offense is the only thing holding this team back from a surprise season.

Pitching: A. In addition to a top-notch rotation, the Giants feature a revamped bullpen. They added lefthander Jeremy Affeldt and righthander Bob Howry as setup men for closer Brian Wilson, who tied for second in the N.L. with 41 saves last season. The staff's weakness: walks (third-most in the majors last season).

Bench: C. Infielder Rich Aurilia is likely to spell Ishikawa against lefthanders. Infielder Juan Uribe, signed in the offseason, is having a good spring and has three 20-homer seasons on his resume. However, he also has a career .295 on-base percentage. Nate Schierholtz is an improving fourth outfielder; veteran outfielder Dave Roberts was released.

Manager: C. Bruce Bochy is 143-181 in two seasons with the Giants, and there are heightened expectations this season. Finishing above .500 -- something Bochy did five times during his tenure in San Diego -- is an attainable goal in this weak division. Bochy will hammer home the importance of strong defense and needs to take some risks offensively.

Sporting News prediction: An N.L. scout told Sporting News that the Giants will set the record for most games lost 1-0. He might be right. With Manny back in Los Angeles, the Giants are much more likely to battle the Diamondbacks for second place than make a run at the Dodgers and the N.L. West title.

COMING FRIDAY: Padres preview

Chris Bahr is a senior editor for Sporting News. E-mail him at cbahr@sportingnews.com.

NCAA hoops

Hey folks, Jax here.
I'm just waiting around for the NCAA games tonight. I have Duke beating Villanova and UConn over Purdue. A lot of people think 'Nova can do it, but I'm not so sure.

Same old, same old here. I think I'm really tired from barking at the deer last night. That's a lot of work.

Adios,

Jax

My cousin Lex is trying to get on a Bissell vacuum cleaner box

Go ahead and vote, why not?
Lex is from the Black Watch Newfoundland farm in Washington state, and he now lives in Campbell, CA. Interesting photo. This was forwarded to me. Lex also does rescue swims and can haul carts and stuff. Quite the Renaissance dog.
Jax

Lincecum look-a-like

Hey everybody, Jax here, waiting patiently for opening day.

I think Tim Lincecum kind of looks like JoJo from that movie "Horton Hears a Who." Brooke and Stephen watched that last night as I was on the floor in front of the TV, and Brooke said JoJo is an "Emo" kid. Stephen said JoJo looked like Tim Lincecum, with the longish black hair and slight build. That's about right. Emos Unite! And win more Cy Young awards.

I was kind of half watching, on the floor resting my jaw. I had a big day watching Brooke plant stuff in the garden and playing with the neighbor dog, Healey. He's always trying to steal my stuff.

I'll be interested to see who's in the Giants' starting lineup on Opening Day April 7. That's less than two weeks away!
Here are some Spring Training pictures from Arizona brought to you by the Contra Costa Times. Photos by aa.vox.com, FOX and VacavillePonyBaseball.com.

Jax

NCAA redux

Hey everybody, Jax here.

I heard the thrilling finishes of a few games on the radio on Sunday, and a lot of my teams squeaked in to the Sweet 16. I'm ranked fourth in my pool, I think, and maybe I can sqeuak into second place (money) by the end with some minor miracles.

Syracuse has to win, Michigan State, Missouri, and Duke. The rest are 1 seeds or favorites. This story breaks down the upcoming games by region.

Things have been good. I played a lot of fetch yesterday at the park, that was fun. I really, really, really like tennis balls. I just can't get enough. I could chew them for hours.

In SF Giants news, catching prospect Buster Posey has been looking really good and there's talk he could play in the majors this season. Stephen said he hoped he would play on the San Jose Class A team at least for a few games this summer, but we'll see. They have broadcast a few of the Giants Spring Training Games on KNBR-AM 680, and the buzz from camp is that Posey's ready.

Could he platoon with Bengie Molina? Is Pablo Sandoval (another upcoming catcher/hitter) going to convert to first base? Posey has been a quick study in the Cactus League, and better yet, he has a vaguely humble attitude. He's been hitting home runs, blocking wild pitches ... He's an animal. Photo by SJGiants.com.

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Jax

I cannot win my bracket

Um, I think I'm mathematically eliminated from my bracket pool, and there's only 6 players in it. And I didn't even have Wake going to the final four. I'm screwed. This Brian Strick guy is like a closet referee or something ...

Jax

Hoops news

Got up early and read the paper today -- so excited for the tournament!
Things are looking OK in my bracket so far, but I was counting on Butler to take LSU. What a day so far. I've been drinking tons of water out of my dish, so I gotta go take a leak in the yard now.

Jax