Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Freddy Sanchez, welcome to SF

Hi dere, Jax here.

Freddy Sanchez is now a Giant, according to ESPN.

The Giants traded 20-year-old pitching prospect Tim Alderson for Sanchez. The only part of the story that worries me (I have to worry, right?) is the "tender left knee" part. Please, Freddy, tell us your best days are ahead of you.


Tell us you will contribute this season. Tell us you and Ryan Garko can get us to the playoffs. Sanchez photo again by homerderby.com.

I'm in the garage waiting for my daily walk. When will it happen? I just wait for the garage door to open.

Open Sesame ...

Jax

3 comments:

Henry said...

Hey Jax,

Long time no see. My stupid humans are lazy and never bring Betty and I down to your place anymore. I guess one of them has headaches or something. I think they also said that I don't listen to them, but I'm not sure, I wasn't really paying attention.

Anyway. Don't think I'm not coming down to win my money back. It's total B.S. that you didn't fold that hand then nailed your inside straight on the flop. Nobody stays in with that hand so it was just bad poker. Then there's Chocolate Candy totally blowing Belmont. UGH! I still owe you 42 bucks, but I do hope you give me a chance to win it back. I'm saving up for a new cue stick. No more bar cues for this pug. Then the hustlin' starts my friend.

Brewers are slumpin'. Don't even want to discuss it.
Later,
Henry

Jax said...

Henry--

I'm gonna send Vinny and Rocco to break your legs if you don't come through with the money ...

Hey, just kidding! Come on down and we'll play Texas Hold 'em again old pal.

Jax

Henry said...

We definitely need to play some cards. Just as long as I don't get caught. The old man is already mad at me about my money management. Why did that dumb broad tell them she was a hooker? Ugh...does she have no concept of discretion?

Gotta go. I have a facial peel today. I'm too young for these wrinkles.

-Henry